Review: Slushii – ‘Find Your Wings’

On a brisk day in October 1986, science fiction maestro Ray Bradbury stated, “We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down.” Now, such a phrase was uttered in the midst of Bradbury’s one-day symposium on ‘Future Style’ at the University of California, Irvine, but his words continue…

Review: Insolvency – ‘Antagonism Of the Soul’

    Let’s cut straight to the chase- I am a skeptic when it comes to this album.  The overall sound is quite bland and can be encapsulated best as a cop-out: an overtly aural exploration in “sort-of-edgy-sound for sort-of-rebellious-people who can’t make up their mind whether to follow rules or not… oh fuck it,…

Review: Baggage – ‘The Good That Never Comes’

  You know what they say: “a little goes a long way.” This adage shamelessly clings to the frugality of our lives, its exemplary usage spanning in the foreground of everything from the amount of dish detergent we elect to use to the limited color palettes that Claude Monet used to create masterpieces such as…

Review: A Night In Texas – ‘Global Slaughter’

Holy shit. Fecal matter of God. Jesus-blessed dung. Crap of the (supposed) entity who (supposedly) delivered Moses the Ten Commandments. Say whichever you want; this album goes hard. And if I had to describe A Night In Texas’ musical might with one musical relation, I’d pinpoint them as a mature version of Suicide Silence. Their…

Review: Invidia – ‘As The Sun Sleeps’

  If you’re like me, you’ve probably turned to a non-descript Netflix series to unwind after a long day. At first, it feels good because you aren’t doing work anymore. Soon after you’ve begun the show-binging process, you start digging into your bag chips or whatever shit snack may please your palate and you steadily…

Review: Legend – ‘Charging The Field’

  Admit it- we’ve all done cringy shit before to seem tough or cool. We were likely 13 or so (or maybe older, for you unlucky, vapid suckers out there) when that all started- a tender age of youthful caprice, and it didn’t help that the latest James Bond movie gave the ‘mercilessly badass’ trope…